tender-trash

People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.

"Should we sail to Mansion House Bay?" "Nah, it will be full of tender-trash this weekend"

by Ivan W January 12, 2008

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Ass Tenders

refers to a healthy and beautiful ass. see J Lo's ass.

That J Lo has such Ass Tenders!

by MrDax73r November 7, 2004

tentenslanket

German for
"You know what tentenslanket is."

"TENTENSLANKET! Like, you know, those fucking german narutards."

by j-o-o-b October 18, 2008

Teeter-tot Hotdish

The sexual act of teetering a person, then letting your balls simmer on top of the man gravy.

Colton loves a hot serving of teeter-tot hotdish!

by fett37 August 4, 2010

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

tender challenged

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'

he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!

by michael foolsley August 19, 2010