tap city

to have no more money.
Dude man, I'm tap city. That LTC show was so expensive.
by [BxC] January 31, 2006
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Boner Tap

The act of tapping boners, similar to a fist pound. Usually occurs after something cool happens. This gesture is in no way homosexual in nature, and is a perfectly reasonable way for two men to applaud one another.

It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.

Not acceptable in the nude.
1)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)

2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)

by mavtrav April 16, 2009
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ima tap that

The art of wanting to tap dat ass
I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that
by Swagmaster24 February 27, 2014
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bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 07, 2013
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Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.
We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
by sosweet August 17, 2007
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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 12, 2011
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finger taps

The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation
"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps
by chapman69 November 29, 2010
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