sweaty pirate hooker 

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

sweaty pirate hooker by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

Sweaty tryhard 

A person who’s name is like Todd, Jason, Craig, or Noah who believes they are better at every sport and are drenched in sweat when the finish PE or recess.

You are a sweaty tryhard my guy.

Sweaty tryhard by Quacksomemore May 11, 2019

sweaty vance 

the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet

"Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet."

sweaty vance by Sparkz867 January 1, 2007

sweaty omelet 

when she pukes on your dick, bro.

Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!

sweaty omelet by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010

sweaty wank 

where u have a wank and it is sweaty

i had a sweaty wank last night and i cumed all over me bed sheets

sweaty wank by jay and con November 9, 2007

SWEATY FATS

When you get stinky, greasy sweat all over you-without actually doing any strenuous activity. normaly associated with fat, lazy people.

Dude, look at the sweaty fats glistening off of Nicole's back hair.

I know man, it looks like a baboons arsehole.

All Andy did was stuff a bag of Dorito's in his mouth, and he has sweaty fats beading up all over.

SWEATY FATS by Jshapedasshole May 30, 2008

sweaty rat 

a sweaty rat occurs when a woman has been pespiring paticularly in and around the vaginal area.a sweaty rat also gives off a rather pungent yet distinctive smell, it has been compared to a dead/dying rat that has been washed ashore a welsh beach.

"that birds got a well sweaty rat!!!"

"i know,its like a sale at the fishmongers"

"haha"

"ha"

sweaty rat by cpt ricky "the cat"dominguez March 10, 2009