One thing you notice about studies is that they tend to come up with repetitive (if not exactly the same) answers over time, and the answers tend to be authoritative.
The point of the studies if their is one, seems to be to tell peole what to do or how to live, though the same kinds of people that conduct them never want anybody to do the same thing with them (a taste of their own medicine).
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!
by alexcohenza October 15, 2013

When that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. Symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appetite, irritability and fantasies about academic failure.
Matt: OMG I will never pass this test, I 'm too stupid!
Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.
Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!
Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.
Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.
Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!
Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.
by Blue Nerf September 3, 2016

Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.
by amazriel April 17, 2022

by MyAssHoleBurns420 September 12, 2020

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

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