Chips n cheese.
The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.
The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.
Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"
(pause)
Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"
(pause)
Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."
by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006
Get the stoner blissmug. Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.
Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude
Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude
Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)
by Dimedude December 19, 2007
Get the Stoners Compensationmug. A 5.56mm general purpose machine gun system. It could be fed from a large capacity magazine or belt, and was a modular system capable of serving in the assault rifle role. The most prominent use of the Stoner 63(A) was by the U.S. Navy SEALs.
by JoeBob September 7, 2003
Get the Stoner 63(A)mug. when potheads lose their most essential belongings because they are high or because they get high on a regular basis. the missing item is usually found in either a random place (such as the refrigerator), or the most obvious place. also, anything dumb and careless that people do when they're high. not to be confused with a hippie dance move.
Stoner: Dude, I was looking everywhere for my keys after i wake n baked, then i found them in my pocket, but i totally missed class.
Roomate: That is such a stoner move
I pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad's car
Roomate: That is such a stoner move
I pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad's car
by Friend-of-a-friend December 29, 2006
Get the stoner movemug. The code of ethical behavior among pro stoners.
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
You skipped me. What are you thinking? Do you have no idea about stoner etiquette?
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
by layout420 January 3, 2007
Get the stoner etiquettemug. Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.
Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.
by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011
Get the Stoner Nerdmug. noun: a pile of emptied plates that indicates a person had the munchies. This phenomenon is most easily noticed and common at a buffet, where a new plate is acquired each time one returns to the line or buffet. Most users of this term draw the line at 6 or 7 plates, although there may be extenuating circumstances, such as bad food or small/oversize plates.
"Man, did you see what Eric had to eat? He had a huge stoner stack afterwards!"
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
by saracinis January 2, 2008
Get the Stoner Stackmug.