Skip to main content

Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.
“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable
mugGet the Steamed vegetablemug.

Steam academy

A school with these dumb ass teachers like the gym teacher not letting you do anything, the math teacher always failing you, the English teacher also always failing you, the earth science teacher “is it true do I care”. And these kids OMG don’t let me get started on these kids like how don’t you know that February has 28 days, how they don’t know how to use a computer, and how they always starting some shit cause they wanna fight.
No one: hey you know that school steam academy

Me: yea why

No one: yo that school is so trash you fail for no reason

Me: yea fuck that school lets go to MVHS
by School1234 February 25, 2019
mugGet the Steam academymug.

dr steam

noun, A raging dj. highly skilled selector of drum and bass music. Lover of beautiful women.
by Dr Steam April 15, 2010
mugGet the dr steammug.

Butt steam

When a person's fart is so hot it causes moisture to accumulate on or around their crack or clothing.
("Your butt steam left a wet spot on your pants"). ("Ay yo I got to go wipe my butt steam cuz my fart was so hot.")
by Carebear85 February 6, 2023
mugGet the Butt steammug.

steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
mugGet the steaming cupmug.

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 24, 2019
mugGet the steamed creamermug.

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
by Dan.k May 8, 2014
mugGet the clean and steammug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email