stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014

Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!

Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021

Stealth Pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealth bomber

while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.

My friend did a stealth bomber on my gf last night, it was awesome!!

by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010

Stealth

A man that you simply cannot tell if he is gay or not. You dont ask him, but rather inquire with his friends or in this case bring in some girls to dig the dirt. No one knows

Travis: You worked with the new guy yet ?

Ryan: Naw man, is he a flame ?

Travis: Im not sure, Hes a stealth cause I cant pick him up on my gaydar.

by meusimperium August 15, 2010

Stealth Straight

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.

Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…

by Sitbear October 6, 2023