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Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see
"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."
by BeezaCM September 11, 2023
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Stealth Swag

When someone has massive amounts of swag, but it isn't noticeable at first.
Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.
by SwagHero May 23, 2011
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Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them
1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011
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Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
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Stealth Infection

Definition:
A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
1. Lyme disease is classic example of a Stealth Infection.

2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
by IronMikey August 13, 2025
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stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.
"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."
by Northern Wazzock June 28, 2024
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stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.
Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.
by Guido1 October 24, 2009
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