stanley girl

those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.

Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh

by sam_1706 January 28, 2024

Lukas Stanley

That tall lankey white guy, or someone who does not have the drip. Co-founder of homiepepperoni gang

Ew did you see that out fit what a Lukas Stanley

by 8347tr8efuuiwegq February 14, 2021

Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.

Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.

by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018

The “Stanley Earl Swirl”

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.

Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?

by RockyMillion March 27, 2025

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Edward Smith-Stanley

The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).

Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby

by Thetopman February 3, 2021