stanley

a huge red flag

girl forget him he is a stanley

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.

Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.

by Corazoncito November 23, 2021

An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.

"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"

by name.definition May 17, 2023

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

Stanley Tootski

A small amount or bump of cocaine.

Hey you want to do a line? Actually, I wouldn't mind doing a little Stanley Tootski.

by Stackroast June 15, 2023

stanley

the guy from Fortnite

omg its Stanley the guy from Fortnite

by Moma suckaaaaa March 31, 2023

Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P

After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.

by Seven fifty April 1, 2023