Squashie

A person who has very sharp sunburn lines; they look like the sweet: squashies.

‘Mate you look like a squashie’
‘Yeah, I forgot to put suncream on at the beach’

by Squidmuncher7 July 1, 2023

Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

squashlets

The chocolates inside a box of assorted chocolates that have been pinched to reveal their contents.

I see that someone has been into my box of candy and turned them all into squashlets.

by gloopey1 January 15, 2024

Squash

A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.

"Yo squash!"

by Big stepper O April 23, 2024

Squiss

1. To bust a nut
2. To express the feeling of joy and happiness
3. Another way of saying “Get fucked”

1. Im squissing
2. Squiss!
3. Get squussed

by Andreondee9/11 February 24, 2024

squashmaxxing

The act of wrapping a tourniquet around your head to squish your skull into looking like a squash.

Hey honey, I caught our son squashmaxxing. What should we do?

by Scylla99 March 12, 2024

Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.

Yo squash.

by Big stepper O April 12, 2024