squanizzle

someone who’s very quiet and on their phone, social loafing, not engaging

wow you’re being such a squanizzle right now

by illinoisapoliser July 25, 2025

Squant

1. To express annoyance, judgment, or disapproval through a nonverbal gesture or facial expression, often in a subtle or passive-aggressive manner.
2. To silently “tell someone off” without the use of words.

• I walked into the room late, and a few people squanted without saying anything.

• When I brought up the topic again, she gave a quick squant and changed the subject.

by Hammerslice December 11, 2025

Squandubulas

A wonder and splendid day

My day was just squandubulas today.

by Bunghus December 21, 2025

Squancho

Is the fat roll that is located between her Va-Jay-Jay and bellybutton.

Man, did you see the squancho on that heifer?

by Woodhippie December 31, 2025

Marinara Squanto

A spin off of a marinara sanchez. When a man fingers a woman during her period and wipes his bloody fingers across his cheeks, using it as indian war paint.

Person1: Dude i was fingering tammy during her period
Person2: Did you marinara squanto her?
Person1: Yeah, it was sweet she was totally turned on. She gave an indian call too.

by mwbluedevil June 10, 2012

Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.

"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

Right squandering

Absolutely wasteful.

She was right squandering with the bacon in the BLT

by Glyf March 6, 2022