Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women

Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."

by jmd1993 May 18, 2013

Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.

by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015

personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

by swammer98 July 23, 2017

sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically

dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

Sping spong

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)

Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong

by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019