jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008

split orange

A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it with a knife: a hard, smooth rind with a hint of some wet meaty stuff behind it. See innie.

When Lucy took off her panties, I couldn't see any of her pussy; it was like looking at the outside of a split orange.

by Saxon Kane December 24, 2006

Split jaw

a derogatorily term for Elites in the Halo Universe or anyone of Sangheili backround

Yeah! Good work Spartan! Show those split jaws whose boss!

by Haloman92 October 23, 2010

split life

To live two different lives. One life that consists of secret fame, and the second is an average everyday life.

Tyler seems so quiet but look at how good he is with girls, he's livin that split life.

by The Weeknd November 3, 2014

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 28, 2009

splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.

Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!

by jjooeerr May 16, 2006

split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003