1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
Get the Sidewalk Slothsmug. by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
Get the slothingmug. by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
Get the sloth jerkmug. she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken
a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason
a girl that's cat is afraid of her
a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason
a girl that's cat is afraid of her
a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
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Get the Slothingmug. 