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Sloth

Omg, Eva is such a sloth”
by Doodleburger May 28, 2018
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Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.
'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'
by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
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sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
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Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
by beronicascrown November 20, 2019
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Sloth

She's worse than a Thot she's a Sloth
by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019
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Slothing

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!
by McBady June 20, 2014
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