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The Sleepy Hand 

When the man falls asleep and the woman uses his flaccid and feeble hand to pleasure herself. This is done to achieve the climax that he was sadly, unable to provide.
"How did it go with Blake?"
"It was absolute shit - he came so quick and then fell asleep immediately. I had no choice but the sleepy hand.....at least that worked."
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Sleeplessly sleepy

When you’re exhausted and wanna sleep but you’re having too much fun calling your friends or watching tired
Guy1: I’m so tired, but I don’t want to sleep
Guy2: Sounds like you’re sleeplessly sleepy

Sleeplessly sleepy

When you’re extremely tired and want to sleep but you Are having way too much fun calling your friends or watching Netflix.
Guy1:I’m so tired

Guy2: You must be sleeplessly sleepy

lil sleepy

lil sleepy is usually referred to people who are just a lil sleepy or rapping, lil sleepy can also be referred to as a "gay faggot" who every male wants to have sexual relations with.
Jake: "Is that lil sleepy? I've heard he's got a big cock!"
Dan: "Is that true? Maybe that's why everyone wants to get with him."
lil sleepy by Daniel Negron March 7, 2023

ultra sleepy 

Being ultra sleepy is when you are utterly knackered because you woke up at 4 a.m.for some reason and just couldn't get back to sleep, so the day becomes a sort of blur, with you ending up being ultra sleepy and also a bit fearful that you still won't be able to get to sleep easily when it's time for bed.
"My friend Sarah, here at school, is having an ultra sleepy day - just couldn't get her overclocking brain to switch off when she found herself wide awoke for some reason at 4 a.m. So she's more than a bit knackered now, poor girl."
ultra sleepy by mimbijones May 4, 2023

Joe-Sleepy-L-2013 

dumbass who probably goes to bed at 7pm and is definitely a wikipedia editor and will call you a psychopath or sociopath for doing anything he slightly dislikes
bro i fucking hate Joe-Sleepy-L-2013
yeah ik hes so annoying and a wikipedia editor fr

The Sleepy Dewey 

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.
"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....
The Sleepy Dewey by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023