Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

Flag

Get the Awkward Ice-Skatemug.

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Flag

Get the Speed skatingmug.

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Flag

Get the Roller skating tortoisemug.

dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012

Flag

Get the dirty skate grindermug.

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

Flag