Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

Skating

different word for wanna date.

wanna go skating?

by guof34 April 14, 2021

skate it

a terrible skating game made by ea
ea is a game company that makes games

Person 1: ILOVE SKATE IT!!!11!!
Person 2: stfu i dont care

by Fileegy April 6, 2022

Skate

The activity better than scootering, involves a skateboard, get off the computer, grab your board, and shred. If you dont have a board, go to a skateshop (skateboard store), buy a board, and shred.
P.S: AVOID WALMART AT ALL TIMES!

Go shred dude, dont come back on here until you 360 heelflip that 5 stair in front of that building. Skate that park. Land that handplant.

by Not_Named September 4, 2016