I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.
by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008
Get the Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle mug.A clump of excrement formed in the tangle of one's rectal fuzz from the coalescence of two or more smaller dingleberries. This species of fecal deposit is far more devastating than its well-known cousin and has been known to clog up an entire anal pathway, necessitating emergency extraction. The technology required to produce dingle fusion was first achieved by the Nazis during WWII under the top-secret covert operation Pootonium.
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'God. How is he?'
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"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"
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