You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...
by Himay toktoktok May 20, 2011
Get the Abandon Shipmug. Picture this:
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.
Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...
3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....
Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."
Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."
Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."
3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....
Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."
Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."
Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."
by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009
Get the Free Shippingmug. The mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. They are shipped regardless of age, sex or current relationships
Boy 1: Hey did you see Sander speaking to any name at all? I ship it so much.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.
by SanderVW February 6, 2017
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Get the sailing the shipmug. A slave ship is a slang term for the dutch rudder adaptation of a circle jerk. Involving two partners, the dutch rudder is one individual moving the other partners arm to help masturbation. Like some of the other masturbation adaptations, the idea is that the experience is more enjoyable when another person is involved and assisting in some way. When you put several of these pairs of "Dutch Rudderers" together in one area, this is called a slave ship. The word "tugboat" can also be used and carries the same meaning. Tugboat is oftentimes preferred over slave ship in case your friend "circle" is interracial.
"Lets go in the woods, snort some crystal, and have a slave ship around the campfire."
"Those guys bought a giant leather corner couch so they could sit around and have a slave ship party."
"I'm tired of doing the dutch rudder with just you Tom, and I'd like to have someone helping me at the same time, so let's invite over a few guys and do a slave ship in the basement."
"Make sure to send the slave ship Facebook invite as 'a tugboat' because I want Jamal to come. He's so strong looking."
"Those guys bought a giant leather corner couch so they could sit around and have a slave ship party."
"I'm tired of doing the dutch rudder with just you Tom, and I'd like to have someone helping me at the same time, so let's invite over a few guys and do a slave ship in the basement."
"Make sure to send the slave ship Facebook invite as 'a tugboat' because I want Jamal to come. He's so strong looking."
by JoelPerv August 26, 2011
Get the slave shipmug.