shawty bae

the best nickname for your close friend you have no feelings for bc your not a lesbian

ava is my shawty bae 100%

by notgayihaveabf April 23, 2022

shawty bad

This person is the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet, she’s confident, pretty, and a boss bitch when she needs to be. she’s not afraid to stand up for herself or the people she cares about.

oooo, shawty bad

by freakyhoe June 23, 2022

The Shawcross

The Shawcross is the entity that eats your food out of the fridge or biscuit cupboard. Some believe he exists only in legend, however equally others say that they knew they had half a fruit cake in the cupboard which has now mysteriously disappeared.
In some cultures, The Shawcross is also blamed for the loss of one sock out of a pair - especially when you know you DEFINITELY put two in the washing machine.

John "WTF ! I had half a Christmas cake in the bread tin which I've been looking forward to all day... Have YOU eaten it Tim you fucker??"
Tim "No - maybe we've been visited by legendary food thief... The Shawcross!!!"
John "Grrrrrrr!!"

by Schmilliemoo April 21, 2011

actual shawn

A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.

"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."

by casswhy June 8, 2014

Non-shawol

A non-shawol is someone that pretends to be a fan of the group SHINee or is posting disrespectful videos from ex. Jonghyuns funeral.
Even though their intent isn't always malicious they still uses him in videos to gain "sympathy likes".

What makes someone a non-shawol:
1. Uses pictures/videos from Jonghyuns funeral.
2. Doesn't use the appropriate tw (that is: tw dec 18, NOT: tw Jonghyun).

3. Doesn't remove the videos/messages/texts when they're asked to by other real shawols.

4. Says that ex Taehyun from txt looks like Jonghyun.
5. Compares Jonghyun with Sulli or other idol that passed away.

A: OMG I miss Jonghyun, he's looking down on us he's an angle
B: First of all he's atheist. Second of all, do you mean angel, I know he's (a)cute angle but please stop being such a non-shawol, thanks.

by Fullsun.127 February 15, 2022

slim thicc shawty

A girl who has a small waste thicc booty and thighs. You can never get enough of that juicy booty! If you get one don't let her go!!!

Lizzie is that slim thicc shawty!

by big daddy caryne September 13, 2017

Shawnie

The most amazing girlfriend you will ever have in your life. She is the most caring, loving person that you will have ever met and you will have no idea what you would do without her in your life. She makes you smile from ear to ear and you can never be mad at her for longer than 2 seconds, because the way she looks at you gives you the butterflies and makes you forgive her. You will be so glad this girl has come into your life and you never want her to leave. She will be your bestfriend, girlfriend and soul mate.

Me: My girlfriend is the most caring, loving person that i have ever met.
Friend: She must be a Shawnie.

by Damien:) January 19, 2011