zooey shaft

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)

sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment

by zooeyshaftfan January 29, 2025

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue

The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.

by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019

Shaft Lassies

A girls version of tunnel buddies Eskimo brothers etc. (when two girls sleep with the same guy at a separate time they’ve both been with him at the same point they are shaft lassies

Omg you slept with Josh ? I did too last week . We are now shaft lassies

by Greco976 October 16, 2019

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018