Trout season

When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.

You just got trout seasoned.

by Toxic_Crusader April 14, 2014

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

silent second

When you poop without making a sound

I could hear a pin drop but yet didn't even hear your silent second.

by IBAWS January 11, 2016

Kendrick Season

The time of year when Kendrick Lamar puts out new music. Kendrick Season brings all of rap to a screeching halt. All other rap music that is released during Kendrick Season is ignored and memed for the stupidity of being released during Kendrick Season.

Person 1: "Boy, Drake really fucked up when he put out 'More Life' during Kendrick Season."
Person 2: " Yeah, there have already been so many memes made about how dumb Drake was for dropping music during Kendrick Season"

by jomanhan9 April 9, 2017

30 second unskippable ad

One of the single most annoying things about YouTube. They always come to ruin our video watching sessions, showing content we aren't interested in. With no skip button and being 30 seconds long, it is almost always essential to have AdBlock enabled so you never have to watch another ad again. Oh, and they also say 'Video will play after ad' where the skip button should be.

While I was watching some video vlogs on YouTube, I came across a 30 second unskippable ad on YouTube with no skip button at all. I kept refreshing the page, but all I got was ad after ad after ad.

by thecargeek09 September 6, 2017

military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.

person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust

by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018

Scorpio Season

It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.

It's Scorpio Season, run for your life or get ready to fuck!

by Tung Potus November 4, 2019