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by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021
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Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
by samsung0804 July 27, 2019
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Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you!

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.

I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.

One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"
You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.
by deathwish124 May 18, 2009
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scratch

Scratch is a programming language where you program with blocks. Site: scratch.mit.edu
“Scratch” is a project from Lifelong Kindergarten Group from the MIT Media Lab
On the GIF you can see a game created with Scratch
by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 19, 2017
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Glory scratch

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."
by Brostadermus May 30, 2019
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trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash
Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!
by Topandtail April 4, 2016
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