sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.
We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.
by Solomon June 19, 2006
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Sausage Rumbler

When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.
Dude i did her up the butt last night and she gave me a sausage rumbler. It felt pretty damn good.
by tbona July 12, 2009
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Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.
That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.
by johnson freebone November 30, 2009
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hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.
Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages
by Don Gulliver April 07, 2003
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Sausage Fest

a party upon which the the man to women ratio is 6:1 or greater
Did you go to Jakes party last night?
For a minute, but i left because it was a total sausage fest
by Kori Schumpert November 12, 2007
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Dad's sausage

Another phrase/word for the penis of your dad
referring to incest act

this phrase is famously used by We R aussies the Yahoo user troll
by dad's sausages lover July 09, 2011
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sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.
Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.
by Sarah and Lauren October 19, 2004
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