Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

Festive Sage by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

Wise Hawk Sage 

The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.

"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"

"Don't use VLC media player"

"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"

Wise Hawk Sage by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021

pulled a sage 

When someone says they'll call you back but never does

"Sage is PULLING A SAGE again. Smh." "Wow they just pulled a Sage."

pulled a sage by kayoriko November 18, 2021

Russell Sage 

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI

Did you hear? It's 'Velcro is just one option' day at Russell Sage!

Russell Sage by DoubleBallHanger June 11, 2006

Russell Sage 

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY where the only thing to do is get hammered at RPI with the geeksquad fraternities. Chances of getting laid and actually liking it...zero.

Russell Sage-not a girls school without men but a women's school without boys

Russell Sage by Angel January 20, 2005

blu sage 

A street name for marijauna.

Felicia: that's some bomb ass blu sage keisha!

blu sage by badbishh October 14, 2013

SkateBoarding Sage 

A Skateboarding sage is a Skateboarding master and perfecter that teaches a Skateboarder that finds him or her.

This man became a great skateboarder by meeting the Skateboarding Sage's

SkateBoarding Sage by ConsiseGalaxy January 17, 2018