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Online Safety Act

An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.

Unlucky
Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months
by Sebby294 August 1, 2025
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Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.
I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.
by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009
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Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.
Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.
by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018
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safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?
by JYoTX December 26, 2011
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Everytown for Gun Safety

A group of left wing facists
Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.
by lopi216 May 27, 2022
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pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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Safety Meeting

If a safety meeting is called everyone meets in a central location to get a head change and make sure their mind is right.

To get high to steady ones mind.
I think it's time for a safety meeting in 5. Michael bring your apparatus, Destiny has the shit. Who got a torch?
by DoingThaMost1623 February 10, 2024
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