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Nap Stroke 

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.
"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."
Nap Stroke by BurtVid January 16, 2013

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
toilet stroke by santacruzjt December 19, 2013

floppy stroke 

put hand on someone's head and let it drop down to person's shoulders, repeat
*Jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. He repeats*.. "Is this how affection works?!"
Only way I could describe that action of apparent affection is a "floppy stroke".
floppy stroke by Nikmurder March 25, 2016

three-stroke charlie 

I guy who ejaculates quickly.
Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.

Wanker Stroke 

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
Wanker Stroke by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017

submarine stroke 

When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.
"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke
submarine stroke by Nolangiard777 August 17, 2017