skirt-fluffer

NOUN - (usually as a female) one who dances around barefooted in Show Low Pines, with earphones in.
Tammy is a wild child...a skirt-fluffer!
by sexctwerp January 24, 2019
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Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
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Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
by DCLacoste April 17, 2012
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Man-skirted

To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.
Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
by The Elvis Pressley April 19, 2019
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t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.
"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"
by burgundy14 August 21, 2014
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skirt pudding

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.
by 24mill December 26, 2014
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Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.
"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"
by Boo, Jhigga July 15, 2024
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