The true meaning of Ryan is someone with a massive juicy cock and when in bed al the girls call them “DADDY”. The Ryan’s are so hard that they take on Phil Mitchell on the daily. They are also dirty cunts who don’t just shut the fuck up! They never clean their cocks but it leaves a fresh bit of cheese for the next women to suck up.
Ryan: Hey B
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full
by You mums flappy pussy February 17, 2019
If you meet a Ryan you are very lucky Ryan's are fun to make friends with and to hang with. If your name is Ryan people .at mistake your name for Brian. Ryan's are very cute and intelligent and disurve to be noticed by everyone.
Person 1: Hey I made a new friend his name is Ryan.
Person 2: Oh really I bet he is really cute!
Person 1: Yeah he is.
Person 2: Oh really I bet he is really cute!
Person 1: Yeah he is.
by Annabear06 January 04, 2019
Ryan is a boy who will always be there for you at your hardest times, even when you fight. He can make you smile no matter what. He is just a person trying to fit in. He has a funny and kind personality. He will never abandon you or try to hurt you. He is very understanding and sometimes lonely.
by MyScarOnMyHeart November 17, 2019
by baby.skark.DOODODOOODOOODDOOOO May 13, 2019
i love ryan. he is so cool. he is very good at valorant. oh and osu. he is so rich he gave me a lamborghini and he has many girlfriend from Croatia. He also donated 5 trillion dollars to the bolos cafe.
by evandog February 23, 2023
A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.
Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan
Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.
Person 2: I am Ryan
Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.
by user3.141592653589 February 10, 2023
Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. February 01, 2021