Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

by Haert November 20, 2021

a rusty towball

A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.

my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.

by bjeloga the wogga February 3, 2013

sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

A very big gay lord

You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

by urban insults June 9, 2011

Rusty Venture

From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.

Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."

by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010

Rusty-crusty bulldozer

This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".

My girlfriend is all pissy now cuz she got rugburn when i gave her the Rusty-crusty bulldozer.

by Jawsh2882 August 22, 2010

Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006

rusty puppet

Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.

I'm gonna do Punch and Judy in your ass when I rusty puppet you, bitch.

by Rusty Columbus July 4, 2008