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morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down
"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."
by luvingangel October 22, 2014
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American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit
So I gave myself an american rub
by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020
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Navy Rub

An open palmed rub down on a persons crotch over their pants, as was done in the navy.
He gives a good navy rub.

I didn’t go all the way, but I did give her a good navy rub.
by Lil DaveyPete January 17, 2022
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Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.
"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"
by ProfessorGoonBag April 28, 2016
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rub the rhubarb

Rub the rhubarb is southern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, means basically "don't annoy me" or "don't piss me off$
With my uncle he always tries to rub the rhubarb
by Wombatmtb April 16, 2022
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rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.
Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.
by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015
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priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.
"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"
by Horse head March 14, 2019
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