A crusty dry man who thinks they are amazing at music but actually suck ass. he also has the largest penis in the state of maryland sizing around 13 inches. Ryder Taylor is unable to preform sexual acts due to the immense size of his erect penis. Ryder Taylor also loves to preform acts of drinking a cup of piss and shit and vomit it over his partner. since he can’t use his penis he uses his kink. i am also going to surprise attack him with a needle of ketamine and fentanyl on January 5th.
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