Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.
by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024
(v) ˈru stərɪŋ
1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying
2. the act of being a rooster/chicken
3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying
2. the act of being a rooster/chicken
3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)
I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
by joogness May 02, 2022
One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 06, 2021
When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 15, 2018
Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"
by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011
While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.
by ndpendent November 05, 2011
by Asf6903 May 04, 2019