No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.

by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018

roof

someone who is ugly, stupid, and annoying.

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.

by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021

Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019

Red Roof

A outhouse series in Philmont Scout Ranch and at other BSA camp grounds with open air "air conditioning", comes in many different models including ones with "Red roofs" typically has 2 holes in the ground separated with a door that's locked via rope that has a roof that's colored red making it easy to spot. There's also models with "blue" roofs these has complete open air conditioning that comes in seating variants like "Pilot and Co Pilot" and "Pilot and bombardier" One major rule is to NOT pee in them, it makes them get smelly. These are common at most camp sites unless your at a low impact camp then you have to use your pal Doug for your needs.

You: "Hey man I got to run down to the Red Roof I got a big one cooking up down below and I need a buddy."
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"

by Jamesbomb17 September 6, 2022