a Messi-Ronaldo

A sex act in which the male donkey kicks the female in the teeth

Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?

by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019

Call me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "

Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald

by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021

Ronald

Ronald is a sexy motherfucker with a sexy ass bitmoji and he also acts super gay in the group chat

Ronald is such a Nigerian

by Mrstealurmanz January 12, 2019

Ronald McDonald

Noun:

Often referred to as a sexual maneuver in which the male has oral intercourse while driving with a woman while she is on her period. She then bleeds on his face, and then the female gives the male a handjob/blowjob until semenal excess is spewed on the males own face. Then he holds his head out the window while driving until it dries.

Shuo, you look like Mr. Stit just gave you a Ronald McDonald.

by Mr. Stit August 3, 2007

ronald mcdonald

After receiving an Angry Pirate, the female drops her panties, whips out her bloody tampon and slaps two red eyebrows on her unsuspecting suitor.

Fred couldn't wash the ronald mcdonald brows off his face, though he tried and tried.

by nellie1273 January 12, 2008

Ronaldo

He is an over confident man who is still good at what he does but at nothing else

Ronaldo scores

by Cipe11 December 8, 2017

Ronald Reagan

killed the birds in 1986 for the bourgeoisie

he is responsible for the birds being replaces with spies

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Ronald Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

by kermitdie August 13, 2019