crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008

El Ranchito

Literally "The Small Ranch", El Ranchito is a Mexican-cuisine restaurant located in Crystal River and Inverness, Florida that actually has Mexicans working on the front lines and behind the scenes, unlike Taco Bell, where you would find a skinny black chick at the counter and some fat-ish white guy making your taco. The food is not as spicy as traditional Mexican food should be, and, though many people see this as a pitfall, it is actually a positive part about the food, mostly because your ass won't light on fire when it all inevitably rushes out as diarrhea. The Mexicans there are friendly, though they have a difficult time speaking American English, as do many rednecks and hick-kin that live in the area. Remember not to fill up on the tortilla chips that they offer you once you have a table. You will almost never see Hispanics eating in this restaurant; more than likely, you will see middle-aged white people taking delight in the eatery's ethnicity and thinking themselves humble because the ceilings aren't lined with chandeliers and the booths look more like bus seats than anything, though the waiters in this setting still speak just about as much English as any fancy restaurant. If you decide to take your food home with you to eat later, get home immediately, else it will spoil in a mild to heated environment. That said, do not be too patient when eating the food at the restaurant. Eat like the shit is going to rot, because it will.

Hey, do you want to go down to El Ranchito?

I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.

Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.

Well, why don't we just buy some weed?

Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?

Ok, let's go.

by Jimmy Perkins April 22, 2010

turd ranch

A sewage treatment plant.

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!

by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011

peng roach

The last few tokes on a cannabis cigarette. A roach that still has a glimpse of the peng left—referring to the use of peng to denote cannabis in England.

Phaedrus: Fuck smoking that dirty roach.

Grant: I'll smoke peng roach all day. The resin fucks you right up.

by granty Egan September 3, 2013

Papa Roached

When someone asks you if you want to do something with them but you find out that they have asked eveyone else before coming to you. You are their "Last Resort"

I got proper Papa Roached last weekend when Becky asked me to go clubbing after she found out everyone else was busy

by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

Lord Roach

Another for Dabing or Love Getting Dizzy

Person:I love Lord Roach when i am dancing or making a video

by Two_Zero January 23, 2018