Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

Blue Rhino

murdering yourself and possibly others by inhaling propane and then smoking a cigarette

Let's Blue Rhino ourselves tonight in my carport under some tarps!

by Clive Carler November 24, 2011

two pussied rhino

An expression used when expressing how badly you have to use the bathroom, equivilant to "I have to piss like a race horse."

Can you drive faster because I have to piss like a two pussied rhino

by EKALB June 18, 2009

capmilla the rhino

capmilla the rhino is a member of the 06 downquad circus. in her spare time, capmilla the rhino enjoy pooping and pimping all over the floor. not to mention, capmilla the rhino collects enoromous bling-bling shower caps, riveled only by boffo the poop-ing giraffe. also, note that capmilla lurks in closets at midday with white trash Tonys.

capmilla the rhino aspires to be the lead pooper of the 06 downquad, which is currently held by Elmer the poop-master in action. Campilla the rhino stands no chance at this vetran pooper. In fact, to succeed, she must first train by wearing Depends!. muhohoho.

by elmer kiki pudz April 11, 2005

the rhino

when a man, usually one whom likes safaris, puts the front of his hair into a spike with intense hair gel or rubber cement. He then proceeds to go down a woman and stimulates the clit with the said spike.

Jamal: dude I went down on sheniqua yesterday and busted out the rhino. TORE that bitch up.

by Mike Carini March 23, 2009

white rhino

Having a chick polishing the dome you cum in her mouth and before she gets a chance to swallow it(Thats right I said SWALLOW it.Do you think going down on a chick is some type of dry experience?)You force her head down and punch her in the stomach. Forcing all your man yogurt out her nostrils. Also refered to as the ivory fountain.

"Awww, man... do you know how to get some stains out of Alcantara?"
"How did you get a stain?"
"Beth gave me a White Rhino last night"

by Grenson December 23, 2005

Humperdink Rhino

The name given to fictional characters when you can't remember the real name.

Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007