Bonified retard 

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

Bonified retard by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

new drug called retard 

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.

"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

new drug called retard by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017

Gay Retard 

Timmy Thick

Timmy Thick is a gay retard.

Gay Retard by Dhfofodkbsbsj July 25, 2017

Reatard 

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

Reatard by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

retard 

Somebody who isn't YOU.

"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."

retard by The_Advocate March 22, 2005

fucking retard

Sarah Palin

"Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard," Colbert quipped.

fucking retard by cody_hates_palin February 11, 2010

Retard Whisperer 

Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.

Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"

Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"

Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"

Retard Whisperer by Ivan K. February 10, 2009