redneck

a blissful abcence of sophistication

Earl: I'm frum alabamuh!
Hippie: dude totaly frozen cat fetus!

by K1llu2 May 8, 2004

Redneck

Guys who wear tight Wranglers and drive big jacked-up trucks, Skoal rings in their back pockets, and can ride and rope anything!! Girls who wear tight Wranglers, drive big jacked-up trucks, and fall for these cute guys! Their idea of fun is goin to the Rodeo or mud boggin'. We don't have bling-bling cuz we have our looks and personalities to get bf/gf's.

~You're just jealous cuz you're not a redneck!
~Gretchen Wilson
~FORD Trucks
~Forget the Bull, ride the cowboy!

by CountryCutie May 18, 2005

redneck

A person or group of people that are proud of their country and where they came from. They don't care what other people say about them, many are from the south but not all. They respect their elders and they support the military. They are honest and hardworking people but are not scared to have fun. Trucks are very popular with this group of people, they use them for transportation and fun many rednecks know how to drive sticks (Which too many city folks don't even know about). Redneck entertainment comes in many forms such as nascar, rodeos, parties, Belly Droppin and fireworks. One popular form of entertainment is "critter cruisin" which is where a large group rides around in a large truck and drives around till they find an animal to shoot or hit with the truck. Another is Bottle rocket wars, they divide in two teams and try to shoot each other with bottle rockets. A redneck will be comfortable in any situation that he or she is in. Rednecks usually grew up in the country or small towns. Hunting is another big part of a rednecks life, many hunt deer and small game so that is the reasoning behind the camo. Many listen to country music or rock. Many view duct tape as a gift from God because of its many uses. Family is very improtant to rednecks ususally they are very close to their Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts and Cousins. Many rednecks like to drink and chew tobacco, but there is nothing wrong with that. They don't care about political correctness, instead try to do whats right. All rednecks that I know do shower and don't stink (including myself). True rednecks aren't stupid and are not incest, or even child molesters, those are things true rednecks are against. Rednecks are not all racists, but some are. But most of all rednecks are proud to be who they are and who they were raised to be

Todd and the Bitely Krew are a bunch of rednecks and was driving around in his Ford F- 150 critter cruisin last night singing Jake Owens new song 8 second ride, R.J. shot Big Chad with a bottle rocket and burned a hole in his coat. It was a good weekend for us teens in the Bitely Krew.

by Nicole H December 13, 2008

Canadian redneck

A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.

Red Green is obviously a Canadian redneck..

by Habanero907 December 7, 2015

redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009

redneck gucci

Under Armour clothing

It was a special occasion, so Fred broke out the redneck Gucci

by Thisguy34 December 13, 2017

redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch

I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night

by tizzitties December 2, 2007