real job

A term used by college graduate snobs, used to convince themselves that working in a cooperation isn't a waste of time and following your dreams will get you nowhere.

I wanna be a musician and travel the world! ~Dreamer

Dude, that will never happen. Get a real job like me. ~snob

by Bobby222 June 18, 2009

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

Real Gangsta

1.- Never snitches

2.- Never turns his back on another real homie

3.- Always down for another real homie

4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto

5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real

6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings

7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!

real gangsta - where were u at when i was locked up!
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
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"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
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a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies

by Thestreetsismything June 6, 2009

the real world

a show on mtv that has 7 strangers or more correctly 7 sterotypes. I find it odd that they also manage to find one pretty girl, one bitch, one gay guy, one jock that all the girls are afrer, one crazy person, one black person, and one wingman to the jock. If it is done so randomly than why are the same sterotypical people on the show? and also they are going to run out of places. They've already done all the major cities in the states.

Season 77, the real world Ford County, Mississippi
Season, 78 the real world Compton, California

you see my point? show = fake and they will run out of locations eventually.

by jersey kid December 24, 2007

You Real

"You are cool or authentic". This term is usually used after someone does some amazing or cool. Some one else Would say "You Real". As they are "Real" or cool/authentic for doing a certain task.

"Oh, You Real you got those new nikes."

by SchoelZ August 22, 2011

real programmer

Real programmer are:

- programmers that code machine code/assembly

- programmers that can real code of programming language that he did not know

- programmers that can learn new programming languages in 10 minutes

- programmers that use C/C++ and other low-level programming languages.

- programmers that do not use an IDE such as Visual Studio, instead, they use cat, vi, nano or other command line text editors

You are not a real programmer? You are still writing Visual Basic.

by SM++ May 24, 2009

For a real one

For a real one means like you’re giving it your all. You’re about to do something and you’re gonna do it good; you’re doing it for your grandma, mama, brother, best friend, your dog. You’re leaving people sister shook. James Charles likes to use this term a lot.

Him: Are you sure you want to do this?

James: Oh yes sweetie we’re gonna do it for a real one

by loverboy1130 December 17, 2018