A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.
"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"
by BardicLark October 26, 2016
Get the Purse Applemug. Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse
by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025
Get the Grandma’s Pursemug. The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.
by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021
Get the Hello Kitty Coin Pursemug. by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the purse dustingmug. An orange that you keep in your purse for an extended amount of time until it becomes it’s most powerful form
by TeaPotTyson December 29, 2023
Get the Purse orangemug. Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
Get the the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin pursemug. That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
Get the Human Pursemug.