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pumpkin person

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021
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furry pumpkin

a furry pumpkin is a hairy asshole or taint.
i was banging this girl and she had a furry pumpkin.
by chaoticbeauty13 October 28, 2021
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pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says
by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021
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Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.
That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester
by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013
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Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time
"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."
by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012
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Glazed Pumpkin

When recieving oral from a woman, and you ejaculate into her mouth. The ejaculate then drips onto your scrotum creating a greasy pumpkin.
Amanda was giving me head when I came in her mouth. She let it drip on my pumpkin. I was not ready for a glazed pumpkin!
by glazing October 14, 2011
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Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot
-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey
by HoffAloff August 15, 2018
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