ptm

Play too much, or p2m. Meaning someone is acting immature or childish with their behavior.

Stop it, bae. You ptm.

by trezdgaf November 15, 2014

PTSD

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Flippy from Happy Tree Friends has the most severe case of PTSD I've ever seen

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

P.T.F.O

Acronym for "Passed The Fuck Out" inspired by university acrynyms.

Have you seen Dancia recently?

Dude, she's on the couch PTFO.
Doesn't surprise me.

by AaronPetray February 24, 2005

PTTP2

An uber-exclusive Facebook Group that is not available to the public, and has a limited number of members. Many people long to be in this group, but do not make it past the embarrassing hazing (non-violent or life risking of course).

Person 1: What does PTTP2 stand for?
Person 2: Well if you have to ask, you're obviously not in it, therefore, do not waste my time with this ridiculous nonsense.

by TheFacebookTellAll January 26, 2011

PTRD

"Post Traumatic Relationship Disorder" - Disorder caused by an emotionally dysfunctional relationship, often resulting in failure to have a successful relationship afterwards. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: commitment issues, lack of stability, sketchiness, constant fear of making mistakes, fear of upsetting significant other, becoming emotionally distant immediately after coming on strong, etc.

Cody just got out of a 6 year relationship. Obviously he still has PTRD. I'm going to have to break it off with him.

by Groomsy October 9, 2014

PTD

BTS new english single
Permission to dance

Army1: hey what did you think of PTD

Army: OMG I LOVED IT

by yoongislongasstoes August 7, 2021

The Pteradactyle

when a female takes on multiple penisis 5! One in each hand, one in the mouth, and one in her butt, and one in the vagina and has an INSANE orgasm that sounds like a prehistoric pteradactyle call.

dude me, bob, carl, bill, and tim pulled The Pteradactyle on emily at the party last weekend!

by EvilMonkeyyyy April 15, 2010