Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Professional Ass Video

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.

Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!

by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025