cranberry popsicle 

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

cranberry popsicle by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Human popsicle 

Something you don't want to turn into.

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.

Human popsicle by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Human popsicle 

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.

Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.

Human popsicle by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Human popsicle 

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.

He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.

Human popsicle by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Human popsicle 

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

Human popsicle by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

German Popsicle 

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

German Popsicle by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

German Popsicle 

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

German Popsicle by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021