drowning in pools

The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers

Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.

by Am3ricanSniper December 8, 2020

Craft Master Custom Pools

Palm Beach County Pool Builder since 1994.

Delray Beach Pool Builders Craft Master Custom Pools is designing my pool.

by The Pool Guy November 23, 2022

massey park pools

Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.

Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”

Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”

Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.

by kurahard298 February 28, 2023

what's plots

a phrase used to ask what's happening, so commonly used that someone made a party-finding app named after it.

Tristan: Yo what's plots this weekend?
Kent: There's a rave on Eighth Street on Friday, Dave's EDM fest @ Midway this Saturday, and Tati's kickback the afternoon before

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.

Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.

by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.

The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.

Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024