poolance

a person once chased by another person on a bicycle with a stick that had poo on it and hit the person on the lip with it

chris u are the poolance.

guys stop, oh god its on my lip.

by jcph December 24, 2008

Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.

Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.

by adeloko84 March 31, 2009

poonino

Poonino is a saggy old pussy,that has had more than 3 kids and is sooooo saggy that it has a lip

Dude i wuz fuckin dis MILF last night and she has da biggest poonino

by Sexy MILF hunter April 14, 2009

pooking

Uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.

I was pooking hard for the plane to arrive

by UseMyWords March 12, 2010

Poolies

The act of defecation.

"Everybody makin' them poolies
Old people be callin' 'em stoolies
Makin' them poolies
all
day
long"

by Bob from Cork November 24, 2010

Poolition

The poo that sticks to the edge of the toilet bowl.

Oh man, look at that poolition i made :D

by Foleyballs September 30, 2011

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012