perpepping

the act of packing a suitcase for a trip, then fitting yourself as much as possible into the suitcase, followed by masturbating and ejaculating inside of the suitcase

Dude I'm going on a trip tomorrow, but I don't think I have any time left for perpepping.

Bro there's always time for perpepping.

by Kanye Clause August 9, 2024

perpendicularshots

Fucking a girl from the back but instead of her being on her hands/knees (doggystyle, backshots) she’s on her side

This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator

Male manipulator: She was gonna kill herself but after I played an alex g song on my guitar she agreed to perpendicularshots in her bedroom with red LED lights

Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?

by weird eye the science guy February 17, 2024

Perp

(v.) an angered outburst

(syn.) tweak

My girl caught me cheating and she perped on me

by habi8i April 3, 2024

Perpadent(ly)

Verb;! The action of doing something intentionally but at a premature time

i.e: A perpadent was made with the invitations to be sent. i.e: I made plans to send out the invitations at a later date, but I perpadent(ly) sent them already

by CruzMismo June 8, 2024

Perpendicular game

I'm not playing. You only want to play because you know you can't do anything more.

Hym Iam "I'm still not playing the Perpendicular game. Loss avoidance isn't victory for you and this is just the thing I said it was initially. You haven't won anything. You are never going to DO anything, actually. And as long as you can continue to be rewarded for being a do-nothing, why even pretend to be competing? Who are you trying to fool? You have to know that you are never going to convince ME (of all people) that you've done anything more than pretend I wasn't right initially, convince others to lie, and sweep the corpses under the rug. Who are you pretending for? Unless proving I was right was the victory for you. In which case, I already did it. I did it the second I slammed my fist on the table and again the second Randall showed up."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

perpetualfartblorper

The relentless, unstoppable barrage of wet, bubbly farts that erupts from your asshole in an endless chain—no clenching, no escape, no mercy

I couldnt controll myself last night, I farted so much I ripped all my underwear, Im afraid that I might be a perpetualfartblorper

by vuksi February 15, 2026

perpendicularize

when something crosses over itself

on occasion, people things and ideas can get stuck in a never ending time loop, as time has proven to perpendicularize itself on occasion

by paytwenty January 20, 2025