Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
by URM November 21, 2006
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Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.
While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.
by Sistergoldenhair May 12, 2009
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Pizza Theory

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.
by Goingreen April 24, 2009
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Pizza Eclipse

The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.
"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."
by M. Bonomini January 10, 2009
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pizza stalker

A person who eats pizza more then once a week, but orders from different places each time as to not appear to be a "pizza stalker".
I had pizza from dolce for lunch and now I want Crazies pizza for dinner. I feel like such a pizza stalker.
by Freakylive December 16, 2014
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Pokie Pizza

A kind gacha content creator, he inspires other people to create a gacha channel. Pokie if you're reading this, just to let you know that I'm a big fan of you. Be whoever you are :)
Pokie Pizza is the best!!
by Paul loves you <3 October 14, 2020
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Pizza Sweats

Pizza sweats are just as the name would imply; occurring when a person eats so much pizza perspiration will run from the individuals brow so profusely it must be wiped with a napkin and/or sleeve/forearm.
As Christian bit into his seventh slice of pizza perspiration began to bead on his brow. He realized what was happening and acted accordingly.

Christian - "Woo-eee, it looks like, I've gotten the pizza sweats again." and wiped is forehead using a Little Caesar napkin.
Brandon - "That's funny when I eat a lot of pizza I start sweating too."
by Lil' sizz' December 29, 2013
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