Half Pipe

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.

How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?

by tomtom not johnjohn May 14, 2011

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out

Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam

by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016

Pipe Wipe

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.

Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.

by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015